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Drew Shannon's avatar

"The Vance’s three-hour trip, during which they did not leave the American base, must have been miserable."

At least we can be thankful for that.

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Colin Wood's avatar

Unfortunately there were no nearby Vermonters (or Greenlanders) to make them even more miserable.

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Nikki M.'s avatar

As a mountaineer in the PNW, there is something so satisfying about this post. I now understand how miserable they were. Thank you for that little chuckle. 🤭

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CaitlynH's avatar

I had the same feeling! It’s petty. But so delightful

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Nikki M.'s avatar

Indeed 💕 😃 it’s the little things! And a big W today. Thank you Wisconsin!

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Scott Lauder's avatar

Speaks volumes about the man if he can’t look at a weather report…or the people he surrounds himself with

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Zach's avatar

I'd say I'm glad he froze his balls off, but he already gave those away to Trump.

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Maggie Slepian's avatar

This is the funniest and most informative possible response

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Mary R's avatar

This delights me. Dumbass is from the Midwest; you’d think he’d know how to layer for cold. Talk about cosplaying as an average person. Plus who doesn’t know Greenland is cold?

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Rachel Cornelius's avatar

JD’s heart is cold and miserable. His jacket kept on message.

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curi0us's avatar

He really couldn't be any dumber.

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Doug Morse's avatar

It reflects the care the entire government exhibits.

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Dom Sutton's avatar

Reminds me of another 3-hour tour…unfortunately, they found their way back!

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Wes Siler's avatar

Imagine how impressed all of us would have been if the Vances had chosen two of these: https://wessiler.substack.com/p/how-to-design-a-down-parka

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Steve's avatar

That's waaaay too nice for them!!! (Glad I got mine before they're gone!)

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JB's avatar

I’m telling you, these same jackets are sold by tons of stores for all range of prices from $35-500. It’s so embarrassing 😂

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Brian Gura's avatar

More evidence of the utter stupidity of our nation's top elected officials. Rather funny.

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Di Kegeles's avatar

Good, I hope they froze…..

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Angela Faeth's avatar

Keep Greenland out of Vance's mouth

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Brian Bennett's avatar

Canada Goose would have been a logical FU given the current state of our relationship with our friends in Ottawa.

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Wes Siler's avatar

I think Arc'Teryx, which masquerades as Canadian, but is actually made by a lowest bidder in China, would have been more on-message.

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Brian Bennett's avatar

Indeed it would!

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